nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

» anime joke (((only hardcore anime fans will get)


rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

rika furude, homura akemi, and kaworu nagisa walk into a bar

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tags: #jfc



Here’s a test:

I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other.

I’m going to drop one. You chose which.

If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be impossible for you to decide. You should have to flip a coin, that’s how impossible the decision should be.

Shot in the dark, you saved the baby.

Because you’re aware there’s a difference.

Now admit it


I’m thinking of making body positive bookmarks and signs and prints for my gym because even though it is a positive environment, sometimes I feel as though the only thing that’s written sometimes is ”you’ll be beautiful” or ”once you reach your goal you will feel amazing” I want to make cute bookmarks with chubby ladies  being like ”you’re worth it” and stuff like that. There are always some people selling things so I think maybe they’d be popular… what do you guys think?

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1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy

Never forget the time I fell in love with a paramedic while he helped my mom through her stroke.

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Top 10 Disney Movies (as voted by my followers)
#1  - Frozen (2013)
#2 - The Little Mermaid (1989)
#3 - Tangled (2010)
#4 - Beauty and the Beast (1991)
#5 - Mulan (1998)
#6 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)
#7 - Wreck-It Ralph (2012)
#8 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
#9 - Lilo and Stitch (2002)
#10 - The Lion King (1994)

hi we’re cute ♥

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tags: #my face #jeremy


cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER


► Name ➔ Jessica (Jessy pls)

► Url ➔ Lunaresse

 Will you answer all questions truthfully ➔ Yes

► Are you single ➔ No
► Are you happy ➔ Yes
► Are you Italian ➔ No

► Are you German ➔ No
► Are you Asian ➔ No
► Are you angry? ➔ No

► Are you Irish ➔ No
► Are your parents still married ➔ No

► Birth Place ➔ Ottawa, ON
► Hair Color ➔ Natural colour is Ash Blonde/brown and currently, dark red/burgundy
► Eye Color ➔ Hazel
► Birthday ➔ February 26th
 Gender ➔ Female

► Lefty or Righty ➔ Righty

 Summer or winter➔ Winter
► Morning or afternoon ➔  Morning

► Are you in love ➔ Yes I think so 
► Do you believe in love at first sight ➔ No
 Who ended your last relationship ➔ -

 Have you ever broken someone’s heart ➔ Yes
► Are you afraid of commitments ➔ No
► Have you hugged someone within the last week? Yes
 Have you ever had a secret admirer ➔ Yes
► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ Yes

► Love or lust ➔ Love
► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ Iced Tea
► Cats or Dogs ➔ Cats
► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ Best friends
► Television or internet ➔ Internet
► Pepsi or Coke ➔ Neither
► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ I prefer night in but I do like wild nights out
► Day or night ➔ Night
► IM or Phone ➔ IM

 Been caught sneaking out ➔ Yes
► Fallen down/up the stairs ➔ Yes
 Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ Yes
► Prank called a store ➔ No
► Skipped school ➔ Yes
► Wanted to disappear ➔ Yeah

► Smile or eyes ➔  Both
 Light or dark hair ➔ Dark
 Shorter or Taller ➔ Taller

► Intelligence or Attraction ➔ Intelligence 

► Hook-up or Relationship ➔ Relationship

► Funny and poor OR rich and serious ➔ Funny & Poor

► Last Phone Call ➔ Austin
► Last phone call you received 
➔  Austin

► Last thing you ate ➔ Christmas cookies 

► Last thing you drank ➔ Cinnamon Chai Rooibos tea
► Last place you were ➔ My best friend’s baby shower

 Do you and your family get along  ➔ Depends
► Would you say you have a “messed up life” ➔  Yeah but lately it’s been way better
► Have you ever run away from home ➔  Yes
 Have you ever gotten kicked out ➔  Yes 
► If so, how long ➔  Like a week 



Online dating — who has it worse?

fucking disgusting


i wish more people said that being single is normal

and you’re not going to meet and marry someone

and that’s fine

and if marriage happens, it happens. and it’s not the next big ticket to check off in life’s checklist

because not everyone meets someone they want to marry. and that’s normal

you’re not broken or unfulfilled if you are single

me when i see fictional pda: nice
me when i see irl pda: ok ive had enough can we go home now
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Jessica Lange in American Horror Story (2011 - 2014)